When will Scott Thorman swing the bat without leaving his feet?

tomorrow
over the weekend
next month
next baseball season
on a different team
Other


Will Mike Hampton break Cal Ripken's streak of consecutive games played/unplayed?
Yes
No


What will you do next time Brian Mccann hits a triple or steals a base
Get a lottery ticket because it's my lucky day
Declare it as the 8th Wonder of the World
Nothing, he is a speed demon and capable of running the bases
Believe that pigs do fly
All of the above, except for answer #3


Brand New Religion: Teixeirism

Teixeirism (Tesh-ehr-izm): An organizational investment, both economical and stimulative, laying out the foundation and groundwork of the sport's impending future. Such ventures take the form of an acquisition, free agent signing, and/or upbringing from the minor league level. Characteristics include, but are not limited to, intrepidness and loyalty involving the organization and its new centerpiece. Nevertheless, the team declares their new acquisition as the focal point for their future thus creating an envious path for competitors to follow.

Teixeirism in History: Many living in the 1920's remember the Teixeirist trade of Babe Ruth for $100,000. In 1971, the whole world (except for Mets fans) remember the Teixeirist swap of Nolan Ryan for Jim Fregosi. In our present time, most recall the Teixeirist upbringing of Mariano Rivera and Derek Jeter in the late 90's. Such recollections are notonly citations of All-Star talent, but of historical benchmarks in baseball history. These Teixeirists contributed to their team fortune and forever represented a new age in the way the game was played. For the Atlanta Braves, such an opportunity will occur at the end of the 2008 season. Such a time will mark the beginning of a historical 2-year turnaround in which the former #5 pick of the 2001 draft will be on the market. Most scouts and fans alike realize the potential this individual still has and most belief he has not reached his climax..

In reality, one can conclude that to keep such an impactful player will cost an amount equal to a current source detrimenting the current. Thus, once a considered expense will turn into one teams fortune.

  G AB R H AVG HR RBI's
Texas 78 286 48 85 .297 13 49
Atlanta 54 208 38 66 .317 17 56

August 1 2007: The day Mark Teixeira wore an Atlanta Braves uniform for the first time

September 31st 2008: The day the Atlanta Braves hand over the "Mike Hampton funds" to Mark Teixeira

2007 Earnings: Mike Hampton

0----------------------------------------------------7.25-------------------------------------14.5 million

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Mark Teixeira/Atlanta Braves '08

The Countdown to 20,000,000+ Fan Votes has begun:

Mike Hampton     Mark Teixeira

Salty Aftermath: Am I Mad ???

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